By finishing second in Group G, the U.S. has to play a 1st-ranked team from another group.
Here are the eight group winners ranked by SPI (with Silver's U.S. odds of beating them in parentheses):
- Brazil (8.3%)
- Argentina (20.2%)
- Germany (22.5%)
- Colombia (27.9%)
- France (28.3%)
- Netherlands (27.8%)
- Belgium (41.6%)
- Costa Rica (53.6%)
Belgium.
Belgium should not be favored over the United States of America in anything but waffles and windmills.
Yes,
it's a nation of superior life expectancy, literacy and general
happiness … but who cares about those things? Listen, Belgium: You're
going to have to step up your senseless homicide and childhood obesity
rates before we take you seriously.
This is a complete disgrace to
the United States. Sure, soccer hasn't traditionally been the primary
sport in our country – even if it was, half our team is from Germany.
There has to be a bare minimum standard, however, and having to cower in
fear of the mighty Belgians is it.
[Related: How Team Belgium overcame love triangle]
Belgium has just 11 million
people, which is like, what, a Dakota and a half? (Not certain since I
was too lazy and distracted to look it up. You want worker productivity?
Go hire a Belgian.)
These guys are Canada-Lite, one
of these perfect, nice, polite, pretty countries that take pride in the
fact they all ride bikes and recycle and don't unilaterally invade other
sovereign nations.
There is no place for someone
like this on the global stage of the World Cup, where each match is life
and death … literally in some places if you blow a critical assignment.
The U.S. has now reached the
elimination stage in consecutive World Cups for the first time ever. It
is time to start acting like we've been here before and that requires
learning to hate our opponent, no matter how insensitive and xenophobic
it makes us. This stuff isn't for the faint of heart.
Supporters of real soccer powers so revel in their desperate ignorance and self-loathing offensives it's a wonder Ann Coulter isn't actually a fan.
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